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Modern Technology Teaching...Sort of

People tend to come into the pharmacy with all sorts of odd ideas picked up from the internet or tv shows. The example below I filched from Not Always Right/Funny and Stupid Customer Quotes, but is a pretty fair example:



A Bit Grey With Anatomy, Part 2from Not Always Right Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes by
(Bakery Concord, MA, USA)

(A girl begins to choke on some bread. The mother then proceeds to try and give the daughter some bizarre imitation of the Heimlich Manoeuvre.)

Me: “Ma’am, wait for her to stop coughing before you help her.”

Customer: “What? She’ll die by then!”

Me: “I’m certified in CPR, I know what I’m talking about. It’s not an emergency until she can’t cough. When she can’t cough anymore, I can help her.”

(The customer is now basically punching her daughter in the stomach, and I’m becoming increasingly worried that she is going to injure her. Suddenly, the girl stops coughing.)

Customer: “See, I didn’t need your help. And you know what? I’m certified too; I watch Grey’s Anatomy every time it’s on!”

Happy. Not.

An hysterical open letter that totally sums up what I and many other women, I am sure, feel.



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Christmas Cat Wrap

In honour of Christmas and all that that entails, I give you:


How to wrap a cat

Trimming Kitty Claws

How to trim kitty claws



1. Search for supplies. Clippers, kitty treats. bandaids, gauze,wine (open the bottle first. trust me)

2. Search for cat.

3. Sit on floor with cat.

4. coax cat out from under coffee table

5. sit on floor with cat and pick up clippers.

6. wrap bloody scratches up with gauze, pry cat out from under sofa.

7. Sit on floor with cat held firmly.

8. pick up paw.

9. put bandaids on wrist.

10. pry cat out from under bed, grab paws and clip very quickly.

11. take kitty treats, throw box under desk, pour wine and drink.




Who us? No, we're GOOD kitties!

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Hardboiled....Penguin?

I was making hardboiled eggs this weekend. one of the eggs cracked it's shell. Resulting in this work of art:

I ate it anyways.....

Twilight/New Moon Silliness

The Twilight/New Moon story as told by lolcat. Freaking funny!

Teh Kewt!

Filling In

I am kitting a sooper sekert Kissmoose project. So I can't show you my knitting. Instead, I offer you a laugh.

You know you're a redneck when....

Silly Things.

Lately, I came across a few silly things, so I thought I would share.

First up, All Nippon Airways wants all it's passengers to go pee before boarding. The theory is, the passengers will be lighter and the airline will save gas. I want to know, who doesn't go pee before getting on an airplane? Given the option between a public bathroom on terra firma, or a cramped, smelly bathroom shared with 450 other people, I know what I'll choose....

Next up, I found a set of pictures on Flickr that illustrates BMI. My favorite so far is Moxie.

Then there was the following....


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Anyone else found silly things to share?

So Busy I Feel Lazy

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I haven't forgotten about the blog! But the last couple of weeks have been so busy I'm not sure if I'm coming or going! Today was my first day off after a couple of weeks of solid work and I spent it running around town doing errands and getting paperwork together. Yeah. Fun times.

ciao

Contest Winning

This is how I feel about contests


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My Mind Just Boggled

I am cheating on the blog again. Check out this very weird video:

You Named Your Kid WHAT?

Often in my business, we see unusual names. I found a website that lists some that are hilarious.

For example:

Andreana Calida [last name]
Damita Nicole [last name]
Adoncia Noella [last name]
Kamaria May [last name]
Elliot Ness [last name]

In order: An earthquake fault, a cheesy snack chip, a giant snake, a fried octopus appetizer and an untouchable are not things to name your child after.

If you want to read more, go here.

I'm gonna save this website and read it in little bits fon days that need a cheering up!

Silly Little Entertainment

Just for fun, go here. It's funny. Really. Truly. Go there. Go NOW!!!! It's safe for work, btw

Recovery

Yesterday's workday was a day from hell. Seriously. My legs hurt before I even got out of bed. Then I got to work and it was awful. I saw a quote on Ravelry "hey you! Somewhere a village is missing its idiot" Well, I had the entire village OF idiots with me yesterday. Sadly, not all of them were clients. Some of them were the freaking staff! Argh. And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

So, today's agenda was to regain my equilibrium. In pursuit of that, I have the following:

That's right, the sovereign remedy...beer! A closer look at the label...The hubbunny is lurching about saying "Dos Equis, I don't just drink beer, it's Dos Equis" in a bad Mexican accent and pretending he is in a beer commercial. (at least, I think it's Mexican. It is a bad accent, as I mentioned)

I think it's funny that the beer is called "Double X". As in those cartoons from way back that had the moonshine in a clay jug with XX on them? Am I dating myself? Does that make me old? Hmm, I think I need some more of that 'sovereign' remedy.

Ciao

Had to Pass this On

I just have to point you to this post at RoseByAny. Seriously. Go, look. Too freaking funny! So much for 'big,mean dog'!

Beer "Extra"

A while back, the hubby and I went to buy some beer. As he was putting the case in the trunk, he asked me if I heard music. I am so not the right person to ask that. My ears just aren't that good. Then we got home and again, the hubby says ," I hear music. Hockey night in Canada to be exact. Damn, it, we better not have won some dumb hockey contest." (as you may have guessed, we don't watch hockey. I will pause for the gasps of horror to pass.....)



We opened up the case of beer and found this:

Here's hoping this works! It's the first time I posted a video....

Hubby was relieved it wasn't a prize. He then had to pry the thing apart and take out the battery so the garbage can wouldn't 'sing' every time we touched it.....

Ciao

If Only!

I work in a pharmacy. In a province where you have to get your beer at either the LCBO (Likker control bored of Ontario) or The Beer Store. So why did we get this ad Purolator'd to us?

Although after the battle with the obstreperous customer who was wanting waaaaaaaaaaaay too many Oxycontin, I feel like I need a Bud!