you bought what?

For those of you who wear super low-rise jeans and don't want to show butt-crac, you can buy these sparkly buttcrack covers,



On the same note, have any of you seen that ad for Lysol Hand's Free Soap Dispenser? The theory is that the pump on your soap is teeming with germs. If you have their hands-free device, you won't get contaminated by the germs on your soap dispenser. Umm, aren't you washing your hands AFTER you touch your supposedly germy soap? So what difference does it make? Other than to Lysol's bottom line, that is