Useless Psychic Powers

Stop the presses! I have USELESS PSYCHIC POWERS! Prove it you say? Okay....

I was working today at a store that had the radio tuned in to some station that played all Christmas music all the time. After the 28th variation of Silent night and Let it snow, I asked the technician that usually worked there if the radio station ever played "fun" Christmas songs. You know, like "Grandma got Run Over By a Reindeer". She responded that they had only played a couple, and that wasn't one of them. So what is the very next song???? Grandma got run over by a reindeer!

Now I'm not sure if my powers are pre-cognitive (telling the future) or telepathic (telling the DJ what to play next), but this indicates some sort of power, right?

So now if only I could get the numbers for the Super 7 lottery.....

It's a Party!

A Blocking party, that is. I have finished knitting up my cardigan! It is now drying off.

I plagiarized an idea from someone and used interlocking foam floor tiles as a blocking board. they worked wonderfully. Cost me $14.97 for 4. I love a deal. They are ugly. The pattern on the other side is a fake wood, melamine-type finish. but who cares?

I also started knitting a teeny, tiny hat:

Actually its the second toe of my socks. I wanted to avoid second sock syndrome, so there it is! Isn't it cute?

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Catching Up on News

I have a few things to post about today!

First up, I have a new name for my mossy cable scarf. Sandra says it looks like sea rocks. She's right. So that is the new name. Sea Rocks scarf. Much prettier. Still masculine too. Good all around.

Next up, Christmas lights. My neighbour has added to his Christmas light decor. Yup, like it needed it! See...

I know the shot is kinda blurry. Trust me, it's better that way. In comparison, MY house:

The lights in the window actually flash from yellow to red to blue. The photo caught the yellow phase. Still, not quite as garish as the other guy, eh?

There IS knitting news. I finished sock number 1!

Had to use the flash. Even though it is "daylight" here. Believe me, I use the term loosely, there is not enough light to take a picture!

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I have finished my mossy cable scarf. I just made that up. I wanted the scarf to be wide enough to cover your neck comfortably, but not so long it would peek out under your jacket. Voila!

It's 6 stitches of moss stitch on either side and 4 stitches cabled in the middle. Final dimensions are 44 inches long, 7 inches wide. The wool used is Woolly Bully. Up close it looks like this:

I wasn't sure how the cable would turn out, since the yarn is a thick 'n thin, but it looks just fine. I'm thinking this will be a gift for a male cousin. The colours and pattern turned out well for a masculine scarf, I think.

In other news, the green eyed kitty is improving daily. Her eye is no longer goopy and is almost open to its normal extent. So the trip to the vet and it's accompanying bill was worth it.

Cute story from work the other day. I was ringing up a sale for a child's antibiotic and her mom had said she could have some Skittles since she behaved well at the walk-in medical clinic. I rang up the Skittles, gave them to the little girl and her mother prompted her sotto voce "say thank you to the lady". At which the little girl promptly said "Thank you, lady". Too funny.

I then finished the sale, closed the cash register drawer and caught the end of my long necklace in the till. I had to call the pharmacy technician over to open the till! ( I didn't know how since I was just there for the day and only had a grasp of basic till functions) Did I feel silly!

Seriously.

This post is not going to be funny or entertaining.

Every time at this point in the year, we are inundated by requests for charity donations. Please make sure that the charity of your choice spends most of it's money on charitable works. By "most" I mean at least 60%. Many large charities ( I won't mention names, but if you research the net, there is info out there) employ professional fundraisers (including telemarketers). These companies keep 70-90 cents on every dollar they collect! So you might think that you are donating to ABC charity, but you are really keeping Fundraising Incorporated afloat. Ask the person at your door if they are a volunteer. Get info on the way the charity spends it's donations.

Keep the charity alive and accountable. Don't pay for fundraisers!

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Christmas Nightlight

I like Christmas lights. They are pretty and add some sparkle to early, dreary evenings in December.

I do have a problem. The wingnut who designed our house put the master bedroom at the front of the house. This did not present a problem until the last couple of years. The old neighbour across the street moved out and a new one moved in. He has a rather large Christmas light display. See:

I know it's not as big as some, but it generates enough light that I can read a book in my bedroom. With our lights off! I have put heavy duty hotel-grade light blocking liner on our curtains. There is still lots of light leaking around the curtain edges. Short of tacking the curtain directly to the wall, this is as good as it gets.

So this is a plea to all home builders out there-please pu the master bedroom at the BACK of the house! I know that is going to be a feature I look for in the next home I live in.

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P.S. The reindeer with his head up? It moves. Very creepy....

Money Evapourates

Well folks, the furnace is fixed! apparently the thermocouple broke. If the temperature drops because the pilot light is out, it doesn't let gas into the furnace (when it is working correctly). Apparently mine just decided not to let gas into the furnace....At any rate, the landlord is $299 lighter. And I am many degrees warmer.

However, MY wallet is also a little lighter. My Pagan kitty got an eye infection. So I took her to the vet where they did a fluorescein test to see if it really was an infection. Yup. $99 later...

The weird part is, the test turned her eye green:

Temporary, but still strange looking! Look out! The alien kitty is coming to get you....(sorry about the blurry pic, she was NOT in the mood to have her picture taken)

Ah well, a few bucks lighter, but the family's health is important!

The sock doesn't look much different,so I'm not going to bother with a picture.

In completely unrelated news, Melrose did NOT win "America's Next Top Model". Yippee! Something about that girl struck me as off-kilter. She was a little too practiced, a little too manipulative. Go Caridee!

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Using the Handknits

Yup, I am using several of my handknits all at once. The furnace broke. It's 2 degrees Celsius outside. (that's 35.6F for the Americans) It's 17 degrees inside. (62) And dropping like a rock. In the last hour the temp dropped 4 degrees. The repair guy is coming. Even better,the landlord is footing the bill. So I am wearing my wool shawl, my blankie,my fingerless gloves and my hat. Hopefully he comes soon, if he doesn't I may pile up the stash and just burrow into it. It's wool, right? So it will keep me warm....and maybe I will knit some of it out of boredom.

Therefore, the toe-up sock progress will not be modelled today. I took a "lie there and do nothing" kind of picture. Just to prove that I AM working on it. Here it is:

The furnace dispatch people said that I was next on the call list. I sure hope so. The kitties have fur coats. I don't. But I DO have the handknits...

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Oh, the Weather Outside is Frightful..

But the fire is so delightful, we've no place to go, let it snow let it snow let it snow! Sing all together now!

This is the view from my backdoor. Hard to believe all we got is a dusting when so many other places got buried. Convenient for me, though.

The work on the toe-up sock continues. More pics of that tomorrow.

I think I'm in love....

I love toe-up socks! it gets rid of the fiddly picking up of stitches at the heel flap AND the weird bit at the beginning of a cuff before you have a couple of rows of knitting to stabilize it. You do have the slightly fiddly unzipping of the provisional cast on, but hey, nothing in life is perfect, right? I also have a bit of a hole at the end of the turned heel where I started back in on the pattern, but that can be fixed. Although if anyone knows why it did that, I would be interested in knowing.....This is a picture of the sock so far. It's also cool how you can see that it is actually a sock long before it is finished.This is a pic of the lace pattern. It's pretty cool too! Oh yeah, here's a link to the pattern itself.

I'm off to knit some more sock! Yippee! Tralalala!

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Making it Work

I decided to try out the lace pattern for my sock on big yarn. Mostly because I decreased the number of stitches since I have a small, delicate ladies foot. Ok, it's a size 6, that's still small, right? Good thing I did because I found an omission in the pattern! There are some normal stockintte stitches before and after the lace pattern. I figured I would just decrease those and the lace would remain untouched. A good plan. As I was working my through the pattern, I realized that on the last line, the "filler" stockinette stitches were missing! I added them in and it worked fine. Whew! Dodged that one. I can't imagine trying to figure it out on fiddly sock yarn... So here's a pic of the lace:

There are actually 2 lace patterns on this sock. On the upper right of the pic is the cat-face. On the lower left is the paw-print. It doesn't show up great in this yarn, but that wasn't the point of using this yarn anyway! It should be good in the sock yarn.

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Toe Cozy

I have created....the Toe Cozy! Actually, I successfully turned the toe on my first toe up sock..

Tonight it's off to knit night. Hopefully someone there knows what skpo means in the pattern I'm using! Unless one of y'all do??

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Fee Fi Fo Fum

I read through the instructions for the toe-up sock I want to do and decided that I had better try the wrap-toe thing first on some scrap yarn.

That, my friends, is a provisional cast-on with a short-rowed wrap-toe sock in worsted weight wool. It's HUGE! However, I am glad I experimented first. There was swearing at the beginning. There were 2 attempts (or was it 3?) at the provisional cast on. But the swearing dwindled away and the loose crochet worked better for the cast on and I was off to the races! Hopefully today I will be trying this with fiddly sock yarn. Also hopefully, there will be an absence of bad words.

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Staying Young

They say that if you stop learning, you get old. They also say that making your brain do things it hasn't done before keeps it "supple". I'm not sure who "they" are, but it makes sense that if you don't use it, you lose it. However, most of the brain workouts tell you to do pointless things like this:

Read the following colours aloud. Not the word, the colour. Blue Green Red Orange
Just for example.

Yup, the above will make you think, but does it sound like FUN? In an effort to keep what I got and hopefully gain a little bit, in order to exercise MY brain I am going to try toe-up socks. With a short row heel. Two things I have never done. AND it's not pointless. At the end I will have me a new pair of socks! Made out of this:

Talk about yummy....errr...educational, yeah, that's the ticket...

That's Fleece Artist Merino in the colourway "Indian Summer".

And, yup, that boring backdrop is my kitchen counter. With the daylight going so fast, that's about the only place I can take pictures without the flash on. Brace yourselves, that's what you'll be seeing a lot of this winter. But the Fleece Artist yarn makes up for it a little bit. I hope.

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Rough Notes

What do your patterns look like when you are working on something? Mine look like a kindergarten class went to town with it!

I have stuff scribbled in the margins. I have multiple post-it notes with illegible scribbled mutterings on them. And yet, it all makes a weird sort of sense....

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Still working on it.

Ta da! Bet you thought I had forgotten about this WIP. Nope, Still slowly plugging away. This is the left front of the cardigan. So that means I just have to finish the right front and seam it. (!) Woo Hoo!

Yet another...

Look! Another set of fingerless gloves!

These are being modeled by the recipient. My hairdresser's assistant. Although I'm not sure assistant is the right word. This woman does everything. Martha (the hairdresser) does everything too. So together they run the shop.

I've also finished my "husband socks", but the camera screwed up and the picture is MIA. So you'll have to wait for me to take another one!

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EDIT: I fixed the camera! Here are the husband socks!

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Anniversary Update

My husband is the best! He bought me this to help celebrate our anniversary:

Yup, that's Dom Perignon! Talk about a man with class. That's MY man!

The glass is also cool. That was a Christmas present a few years ago. Here's a close-up:

The stem is the really cool part:

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My 14th Anniversary!

Yes folks, yours truly has been married for 14 years as of today! My wonderful husband got me a present:

CHOCOLATE!!!!!

Hand made victoria creme to be exact. From Rogers Chocolate. Mmmmmmm...

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Ha! Another Christmas giftie done! This is destined for my hairdresser. A "Season's Greetings" if you will.....















I'm off to make another pair in mint green. These are great little gifts. It takes almost no time at all to churn one out. And they look impressive. I say again, HA!

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